So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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