There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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