well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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