Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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