My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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