Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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