I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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