You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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