Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
NoShamevember. You game?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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