woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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