Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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