used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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