The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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