Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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