i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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