Is it because I queefed?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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