absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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