i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
The ass gains better be worth it
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