I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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