I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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