You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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