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we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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