I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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