Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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