YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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