I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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