A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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