just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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