I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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