you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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