sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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