Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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