I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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