Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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