Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
