Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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