You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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