But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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