ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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