Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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