so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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