My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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