Christians are straight up FREAKS
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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