I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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