So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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