in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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