Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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