Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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