TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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