I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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