she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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