we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
babies were throwing up all over the place
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
organizing the empties. That sober.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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